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(WARNING! You must
have a sense of humor the following!
If you would like to be considered for a coveted and hard-to-attain spot in our family of artists, you are more than welcome to submit a demo of your music to Static Records by sending a CD, cassette tape and/or VHS video and promo kit (bio and photo) and large sums of cash & cool toys to the address listed below.
(NOTE: Anyone sending a
demo package certified mail or any delivery method that requires a
signature or someone to be here personally or picked up at the post office -
your CD WILL automatically be used as a frisbee/drink coaster/Xmas tree
ornament/mirror/skeet target or whatever usage we see fit that doesn't involve
actually LISTENING TO IT!!! Thank you.)
(If you have a 7th string on your guitar for that "extra-Satanic tone", tell your singer that backwards red baseball caps have been done already and save your stamps, mmmkay?)
Please do not send MP3s as
attachments and we will not visit your web site to "check you out". While the
Internet has made it very easy for bands to get their music available to a broad
audience, we don't have time to visit every site, deal with 404 errors, download
uncompressed WAV files AND have time to comb thru eBay to find whatever kitschy
goodies float our boats that day. Pull off the Information Superhighway and go
Pony Express as you revive your atrophied writing skills to send what we've
requested in the first paragraph. Thank you.
Good luck and thank you for your interest in Static Records.